February 2009
2 posts
guitarist
a few years ago, i decided i was going to play the guitar. i bought an electric, got myself some lessons from a nice polite brit, and proceeded to SUCK.
i was terrible. and i spent hours practicing. but after all that, i still sucked.
when i finally gave it up, i was kinda upset that i wasted all of that time practicing.
so after 4 years, i picked it up again, and much to my surprise, i...
January 2009
5 posts
Super sex
thanks to Gary and Jamen
A bunch of wartime buddies are celebrating one of their own’s 80th birthday. After the end of a spectacular night out, they decide to surprise him by getting him a hooker.
The birthday boy gets back to his hotel, starts to get ready for bed when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door, and there is stands a stunning woman wearing a long coat.
She pulls...
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