January 2012
2 posts
“In preparing for battle, I have always found that plans are useless, but...”
– Dwight Eisenhower.
July 2011
1 post
May 2010
5 posts
FAQs on the spa prize
Q- Hot tubs are gross. I don’t want to go A- We think the hot tub at the Wall Street Bath & Spa is perfectly fine and clean. But if you don’t want to hit it, there are still many other things to do at the spa besides the tub. There is a sauna, where you can get a massage (on your dime), there is a cold water pool where you will invigorate your senses, a steam room, and a hangout...
The universe of fund raising ideas
John and I came up with this list in November 2008 to raise money for the 2009 NYC Triathlon. One of them became a reality…Behold the glory!
We may end up a few more of these in the future.
Johnnie & Tony hot tub party
-Top 4 bidders get to party with J&T
- Keep those hands where we can see them!
Smile Motherfucker!
-Johnnie takes your picture around famous NYC landmarks
Be...
March 2010
2 posts
February 2010
1 post
December 2009
1 post
Best Santa song I never heard until this year
Must Be Santa
Who's got a beard that's long and white
Santa's got a beard that's long and white
Who comes around on a special night
Santa comes around on a special night
Special Night, beard that's white
Must be Santa
Must be Santa
Must be Santa, Santa Clause
Who wears boots and a suit of red
Santa wears boots and a suit of red
Who wears a long cap on his head
Santa wears a long cap on his...
July 2009
7 posts
Triathlon training totals
running - miles biking - miles swimming - laps nov 18 0 40 dec 16 0 26 jan 21 15 26 feb 22 17 63 mar 31 ...
Beets and pooping
Holy crap. Literally.
Last night i had a couple of beets. I usually don’t eat beets. They were delicious, and really red. Beet red. They stained the chopping board, the knife i used to cut them, the bowl i ate them in… everything.
So today, I’m having my afternoon BM, and good lord, I thought i was poopin bloody stools. BLOODY STOOLS! I almost called 911 on the spot.
Then I...
June 2009
4 posts
Watchinstructions: take mushrooms. wait 45 minutes. watch video in full screen. scream, pass out.
May 2009
7 posts
February 2009
2 posts
guitarist
a few years ago, i decided i was going to play the guitar. i bought an electric, got myself some lessons from a nice polite brit, and proceeded to SUCK.
i was terrible. and i spent hours practicing. but after all that, i still sucked.
when i finally gave it up, i was kinda upset that i wasted all of that time practicing.
so after 4 years, i picked it up again, and much to my surprise, i...
January 2009
5 posts
Super sex
thanks to Gary and Jamen
A bunch of wartime buddies are celebrating one of their own’s 80th birthday. After the end of a spectacular night out, they decide to surprise him by getting him a hooker.
The birthday boy gets back to his hotel, starts to get ready for bed when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door, and there is stands a stunning woman wearing a long coat.
She pulls...
The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks →
funny “site”
December 2008
2 posts
Watch
sophie+cyclist+project.jpg (image) →
i like bikes
November 2008
22 posts
Teaching photography to a 5-year-old by... →
The Perfect Form →
this is how bad ass motherfuckers jog.
quarlo -- photos -- new york city →
good shit
CLICK →
click that button. it feels soooo good
The Choosy Beggar →
fancy boy clothes… on sale
HotPads - Search for Real Estate, Apartments &... →
good real estate site.