In preparing for battle, I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
– Dwight Eisenhower.
Get pampered with John and Tony
$20 raffle tix or 3 for $50…..6 lucky winners will have an evening with John and Tony at The Wall Street Bath & Spa, filled with hot tubs, saunas, steam rooms, and yes… John and Tony. It’s going to be HOT. Literally, and quite possibly figuratively.
All in the name of charity. Which one? The ASYV. But really, does it matter?
Over 50 tickets sold, don’t miss out!!
Drawing June 4. Contact me or John for details.
Can’t handle the manpower, and want a more traditional donation method? Suit yourself. Go here.
FAQs on the spa prize
Q- Hot tubs are gross. I don’t want to go
A- We think the hot tub at the Wall Street Bath & Spa is perfectly fine and clean. But if you don’t want to hit it, there are still many other things to do at the spa besides the tub. There is a sauna, where you can get a massage (on your dime), there is a cold water pool where you will invigorate your senses, a steam room, and a hangout area where you can eat drink, and be merry. Plus there is a mini olympic size pool where you can do mini laps and get your exercise on.
Q- Is there nudity involved?
A- Only in the locker room. There are areas for privacy, so don’t worry if you’re bashful, you’ll be OK. Outside in the spa, you’ll be walking around ina bathing suit.
Q- When are we going to do this?
A- The spa is open until 11PM, so we can do this thing after work one day.
Q- What if i’m scared of John’s arms when I see them?
A- You’ll be OK
Q- Are there a lot of raffles bought?
A- Yes! the action is hot. We’ve sold almost 30 50 raffle tix in just a few hours. People from all walks of life have joined in on the fun. And they’re all perfectly lovely people.
Q- What can I expect from this?
A- Talk to John Dunne, Nick C, or Puzak. We’ve all hit this spa, and they’ll all tell you the same thing… it’s FANTASTIC
Q- I am a man. Is it weird I want to spa with you guys?
A- Not in the least bit. The ancient Greeks used to spa with their man friends all the time. This spa can also be referred to as a Turkish Bath, or a Russian Bath, but I hear it has Scandanavian origins
Q- I am a woman. Is it weird I want to spa with you guys?
A- No. We’re sexy. It’s not weird at all.
The universe of fund raising ideas
John and I came up with this list in November 2008 to raise money for the 2009 NYC Triathlon. One of them became a reality…Behold the glory!
We may end up a few more of these in the future.
Johnnie & Tony hot tub party
-Top 4 bidders get to party with J&T
- Keep those hands where we can see them!
Smile Motherfucker!
-Johnnie takes your picture around famous NYC landmarks
Be a YouTube star!
-Star in a Tony C movie.
-He’ll make you look good
Beefcake Manservant
-Johnnie is your personal assistant for a saturday
A Bronx Tale
-An insider’s tour of The Bronx, with John Amen
What does aperture do again?
-Photo lessons with Tony C
Easy Rider
-ride in the back of John Amen’s motorcycle for half-day
You know you want to hot tub with us dirty boys.
$20 raffle tix or 3 for $50…..6 lucky winners will have an evening with John and Tony at The Wall Street Bath & Spa, filled with hot tubs, saunas, steam rooms, and yes… John and Tony. And if your feet don’t stink, we’ll even throw in a motherfuckin’ foot massage.
All in the name of charity. Which one? The ASYV. But really, does it matter?
Drawing June 4. Contact me or John for details.
Can’t handle the manpower, and want a more traditional donation method? Suit yourself. Go here.
I’ll tell you who fuckin’ cares Arnold. It’s me. Not Willis, not Kimberly, Me.
I fuckin’ care.
I stared at this picture for a few minutes. ok, an hour. ok, a little more. FINE. A WHOLE DAY.
Best Santa song I never heard until this year
Must Be Santa
Who's got a beard that's long and white Santa's got a beard that's long and white Who comes around on a special night Santa comes around on a special night Special Night, beard that's white Must be Santa Must be Santa Must be Santa, Santa Clause Who wears boots and a suit of red Santa wears boots and a suit of red Who wears a long cap on his head Santa wears a long cap on his head Cap on head, suit that's red Special night, beard that's white Must be Santa Must be Santa Must be Santa, Santa Clause Who's got a big red cherry nose Santa's got a big red cherry nose Who laughs this way HO HO HO Santa laughs this way HO HO HO HO HO HO, cherry nose Cap on head, suit that's red Special night, beard that's white Must be Santa Must be Santa Must be Santa, Santa Clause Who very soon will come our way Santa very soon will come our way Eight little reindeer pull his sleigh Santa's little reindeer pull his sleigh Reindeer sleigh, come our way HO HO HO, cherry nose Cap on head, suit that's red Special night, beard that's white Must be Santa Must be Santa Must be Santa, Santa Clause Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen Reindeer sleigh, come our way HO HO HO, cherry nose Cap on head, suit that's red Special night, beard that's white Must be Santa Must be Santa Must be Santa, Santa Clause
Triathlon training totals
running - miles biking - miles swimming - laps
nov 18 0 40
dec 16 0 26
jan 21 15 26
feb 22 17 63
mar 31 33 8
apr 22 54 96
may 42 122 206
jun 31 60 391
jul 20 116 132
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